Boobs Float
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That’s right, if you’ve got ‘em big enough and you’re swimming nude, they float. I don’t like to swim nude because, as you might have guessed, I have big boobs. It’s uncomfortable to swim with them bobbing up and down like a little kid’s floaties. I much prefer a swimsuit that ropes those puppies in.
Now if I’m not actually swimming but doing a bit of skinny dipping with the man of my dreams, a little bit of floating ain’t bad. I mean he doesn’t have to go chasing for them, does he? They’re right at the water’s edge ready to be taken.